Politics

Everyday I watch cable news and watch people complain about the country. Everyday i sit and wait to hear something that is the least bit constructive. If i had to hold my breathe I would have died several times over. Why can no one ever give an idea when they shoot down yours? Why do people seem eager to hope those in power fail? If our elected officials do poorly, do we not all do poorly?

Yet everyday I see these newsmen/newswomen curse the President and congress with nothing constructive to say. When Bush was in office it was nearly identical, but there was a hope things would get better. Now with Obama, the right seems content to have policies fail, if for no other reason than to say I told you so. I have little hope our country will maintain its greatness for when my children are old enough to enjoy it. I feel everyone is too concerned with being right to do the right thing.

Stupid hot weather

I hate the heat. Why must it be so damn hot, especially at night? I live near the ocean for goodness sake. Argh!!! The sun isn't up, yet I still have to put up with its raging fury. I hate it. But what I hate most are people who love hot weather! Why??? Why would anyone love hot weather!? Its hot, you sweat, you get sticky, some people start to stink (not me though). What could possibly be good about that.

When it's cold you put on a sweater. If it gets colder you put on a jacket. If it gets even colder you put on a bigger jacket. What the fuck am I suppose to do when it gets really hot. I can't rip my damn skin off. I hate it!!!

The Anti-Pussy

I'm sure many of you have heard of cock-blocking, cock-blocker, c-block, or c-blocker. This term is used to describe a disgraceful man or woman that is attempting to block a persons advances on a woman. This usually comes from a so-called "friend" that shares affection for the same woman, or a twat that is jealous her friend is getting all the attention. Either person is known as a cock-blocker and labeled as such. Bearing this label is like being branded with the A in The Scarlett Letter. You will be shunned as an outcast, and rightly so, by every man attempting to seal the deal.

We all know of this person(s) and act accordingly in their presence. However, I bring to light a new threat to the spread of the male seed. I present to you the anti-pussy. This person is a hybrid of cock-blocker and ninja. He exists only to deny and reject female advances. After close examination, you will see that this person has an uncanny ability to make woman not attracted to him, and by default to you.

For example, Mr. Anti-Pussy (Mr. AP) might have a lady friend that likes him. To all observers this lady friend is attractive and a good catch. However, to Mr. AP she has some ubsurd flaw that no one else can see. He might say something similar to "she looks too much like her brother" and, in fact, would look nothing like her brother.

But beware. These are only a few examples of what an anti-pussy might do. His ways are so well concealed you might not be aware of the negative affect he has. Heed my advice, if your so-called wingman ever tells a woman "Your name is ____. My moms name is ____ too" you are in the presence of anti-pussy-- run and do not look back.

P.S.
Just kidding bro :-)

Numero Uno

Please bear, hehe bear, with me as I attempt to blog for the very first time. I never really saw the purpose in blogging, but I have recently realized I have a lot of ideas in my feeble brain that should be recorded somewhere, if for no other reason than to help me keep my sanity.

I must warn you, I do not plan on being politically correct at all...